Trev Teasdel's Facebook creative statuses, quotes and flashing fictions 2008 - 2014 Serious and humorous and poetic and responding to the news.
Bollocktics!
Trev has taken the world into the garage. The carburetors thick in crap politics - no wonder it wasn't working!
Curved Politics
Politics and economics are like hurricanes - they make a huge noise, create a feeling of terror, destroy all in their wake and leave the punters to cope with the mess and blame it on a scape-goat and bank the profit!
Political French kissing on the streets of Marseille, Toulouse, Nice, Paris, Clermont-Ferrand....deep-throat cuts across Europe - Mordor rising - the one ring of debt to bind them all!
Marseilles - City of Culture - where bin men play the art of politics - evoking the senses and challenging the aesthetics with their stuff of trade.
Inventive protest over which tear-gas has no effect!
The Age of Rubbish Politics!
From Daily Mail.
Volcanic dust cloud shuts down UK politics. Clarity of policy was at an all time low. MP's were grounded and all flights of political fancy cancelled.
...the whole wild washed up monetary system lay shivering on the beach of human potential where golden dreams of harmony, cooperation and creativity shone over it's cold, iron and unimaginative heart...
Trev is planning a January sale, everything must go. Incompetent world-wide governments, corrupt stock exchanges, fox hunter-gatherers, global warmers, outmoded ideologies, war barons, bent bankers and all things surplus to requirement. World creative workshop sessions begin in February to formulate plans for new people-friendly approach.
The world is a theatre where corporate scriptwriters pen social blockbusters of mass destruction.
'The great trick', said he, "is to inspire a nation. Inspire a nation and your work is done for you. Find out what makes them tick, what lights up their eyes and hearts, what brings them together, what makes them want to care a damn and then, then they will be creative, inventive, cooperative and insightful."
He moved closer to the camera "But coerce them, bully them, dictate to them and everything will be done begrudgingly, under force, under a cloud of great depression, without care, without heart and only last as long as the forces of coercion last." "Empires crumble - this is the lesson that need to be learnt. Coercion is no way to run a nation" said He, moving off the stage, into the crowd.....the cloud of selfish power gathered in the sky, whispering, moody with storm clouds but the sun look down on them, looked through them, biding its time...
A 'Hung Parliament!' they say. Hmm..give them enough rope..!
"All evidence of the Con party have been wiped from reality" said a spokeswoman for the Infinite "they were an experiment that went badly wrong"
Pity our government doesn't 'shut down at midnight', pack up and go on a long hike to Mars and play austerity games with Mars dust! Would we miss them - not a lot!!
Politics is snowing budget flakes that crumble before they land and everyday people watch living standards slip and slid down frozen life-paths. No woolly hats or scarves can warm them towards glimpses of cosy log-fires at the end of the tunnel. The economic forecast remains bleak with absolutely snowballs and soothing rain is too dear. Life is an igloo with a broken chain!
News Updates: - "A whitewash of politicians, bankers and food corporations will cover the land. Despite hyped up fuel costs, no guarantees against gas failure. Their policies found to contain high levels of horse manure. Coercion sees the nation's economy and its morale freeze. "
To rule is to motivate, not coerce - those who don't understand that will slide down the black-ice of history when the sun shines again!"
When the powers that be push the people out of mainstream society, the people will push mainstream society aside. There's always more than one way to do things. When the chips are down - people get creative.
It comes to something when the lawmakers have to be given lessons on ethics and honesty - maybe some of them are in the wrong institution!
Austerity - enough is enough - I'm now charging for free speech on my site. Free thinkers will have to pay three pounds a thought for their comments and as for a free lunch - no chance and if you want to free the world, I charge for that too! I will now honour your human rights enshrined in the phrase "Free to pay"! Does that make Cents? Send a payment with your answers!
Job Vacancy: Wanted - Filthy rich person with guilty conscience to share their bank balance. I promise to lie to you everyday about what a good person you - we can help each other!
Not The News - Central bankers were sent to a remote prison in Russia. Huge Tory cull after they've badgered citizens for their very last penny. Pussy galore blamed for global warming. America to be given back to the Native Americans. Mars Rovers land on Greece by mistake and discover a bleak atmosphere. Today, the news was caught lying and was sacked by the Romans (once again!).
Home Rule: - New rules on social housing are pushing people into the private market or homelessness and yet in the private market today they announce "A total of 36,200 homes were repossessed in 2011 - the lowest annual total since 2007 - It's expected to go up this year via more unemployment". All homes should be socialised but with more rights to do the house up and individualise it. Rents from older properties could be used for repairs and create more jobs for plumbers and contractors. Everyone should have a secured home in a 'civilised society'. Homeownership - who actually 'owns' their home - unless it's paid for outright. At best its a savings account - soon absorbed by other debts.
I've been appointed President of the IPA (The International Piggybankers Association), and will applying for multiple bailouts for all Piggybank users, along with a couple of really useful Prime Ministerships.
'World leaders' but where does that lead us? I don't follow!
Trev has abolished money. It was a bad idea to begin with!
Trev has abolished money - You now have to write a poem or song or do something creative for what you need. It was a mistake of history anyway!
Political Circus. Ring Master Cracks his Whips while the Lions Roar Outside. Fee Fi Fo Fum...Political days to come..
"Nude protesters marching against the weather have assets frozen" TT News
The world is too serious - the Government is a Public Service - so I bought em out! I'm cutting back on work, putting everyone on a pleasure scheme and declaring this a long weekend And Don't forget to vote for me!
Wall Street
The wisdom of civilisation!! 'Stability' v ' Sentiment' - They are just like poets really - they work largely from emotion not science or reason. They have fleets of fancy, unrealistic, called speculation followed by great depression; they sleep in shop doorways or churchyards like bargain hunters & the homeless and bet on financial horses.
In the continued absence of politics I have established a dictatorship of artists poets musicians and creative human beings. Poems are currency and bankers financiers and politicians will be told 'to go back to Uranus' from whence they came by way of an immigration policy. The poem is written on the wall.
In this liberal fascism conservatives continue to labour the point. It's enough to turn one green.
Politically, there's nothing that inspires or motivates me. A bunch of quack politicians with limited duck-pond vision, talking duck-shit in a dried-up pond economy. I want politicians and policies that inspire not piss everyone off and repress them. There's a better world to be had- the dreams are age-old. I expect politicians to be fishermen for a better world. Sack these phonies!
The Theatre of Puppets! It's clear from last night's election Mass debate that not one of the parties have got the guts to abolish the national debt and make the financiers / banks who caused the crisis pay. The people have already paid with repossession, debt and loss of incomes. Punch and Judy politics continue!
Planes on stand by, trains going slow, motorways abandoned, panic in the shops. Tories telling lies, Brown's fighting for his job, BNP love the snow - it's all here on the Human Comedy show!
"What news of the world bud?" "It's shut down!" "The world has shut down?" "Yes" "That's awful - where is this then?" "Nowhere" "We are nowhere? It looks much the same" "It's now called News From Nowhere - we live in Murdoch's utopia" "You mean they now hack minds instead of phones?" " Exactly, you read my thoughts!"
Sky News of the World - the Sun has gone into liquidation (it only rains now) and the Times they are a changin - more details in the Daily Phone Hack - Your secrets are worth millions - it pays to talk!
A vote for the Alternative Monarch is a vote for me. I am your new King!
Every family in my kingdom will have its own palace.
One day mermaids will rule the world!
When you look a the state of the world - makes you ashamed to be one of those human beings. Never seen a monkey with a nuclear missile. If mankind really is superior - Buck up bud - yer head's up yer ass! Where is the love...
Get real ye tyrants, money Lords, Ministers and sinisters, We're all just passing through. You don't take your power and property and egos with you. School bully mentality in adulthood is not appropriate. Be nice to each other - we're all temporary guests here! Don't smash the hotel up!
Just because a Super Moon brings it closer to Earth tonight, the Man in the Moon has made it clear he won't be doing any arms deals with western leaders. "This is the planet of love" said the luminous Mood-leader "and our many wine rigs will make it a haven for lovers of all kinds tonight"
Looking at the news - just how many dictators can one world have!
Why would anyone need to watch a soap opera? It's all there in Government - sex scandal, phone tapping, embezzlement, lies and leaks, smokescreens, manipulations, exits and entrances- cliff hangers - the full ambit! The media write daily scripts around it!
The Human Power Circus - there's a much simpler, fun and cooperative way to organise our selves as human beings on this planet without the pomp and ceremony and power games & vested interests. Rip it all down and start again.
The oil is leaking, ash in the air - the thunderbolts of economics - political despair
the truth is leaking, no cash for care, the politics of comics - corruption stripped bare.
My suggestions for cuts - sell the Houses of Parliament & Downing street - hold sessions in a pub room and rent bedsits and sell the Royal palaces or just plain abolish the National debt and send financiers to Titan. And while at it - abolish politics and money!
Feeling rebellious -
In the beginning was Money and money created servants in its own image and saw it was good and gave credit to everyone it saw and enslaved them in money-tin cities where credit-reference wardens beat them and whole countries with rumours and threats and took away their bare-essentials leaving them in the Garden of Eden ,naked and homeless...Just then....came along... and...
In the absence of a clear decision I declare myself your leader. Cuts - Oh yes - Money, banks, loans and other toxic waste in the tub. We'll start again -top to bottom - no shite this time - oh and lots of chocolate to help you celebrate! I am He!
Trev is starting his own country.
Governments whose policies force more and more people into homeless and then legitimise anti-homeless measures in cities are not working for the people on any level. Everyone has a right to live somewhere, it makes no sense to create hoards of displaced and desperate people in a 'civil' society. This being so, mis-managing society in such a gross and inhumane way, the Houses of parliament should perhaps be sold to make homeless flats and the MP's should meet in a pub like other committees!
The Poetry of Finance! The media's personification of financial relationships..do Financial markets have 'bad hair days? - seemingly!
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