SNOW - Photos and Quotes and Facebook Status Updates by Trev Teasdel
Attempted snow! Another whitewashed conspiracy falling on the roof and gutters of nowhere land.
Snow Storm on the Sun
The snow is back - kipped out on the streets and roof tops like the homeless.
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The grass in the garden's wearing Jack Frost jackets as people walk by in double-wrap-packets.
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Snow's now been kettled down the drain by the
truncheon bearing rain!
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Snow has been demonstrating in our streets tonight, occupying the tops of cars, but nothing that a hot kettle won't remove!
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winter is a wonderland of wonderful snow topped trees and icicle keys and wind in gales with drumming hailstones and clocks that go back or forth and reindeer's that ride along chimney tops and furry coats and iced up boats and leafy lanes and candlelit nights and cats on the prowl and lights in the dark is winter time
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It's snowing - Mammon's whitewashing Monetarism again!
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Ok - Who stuck a reindeer in the chimney? - Not funny!
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Stood in for an icicle at the busstop for an hour while the icicle stood in someone's Gin and Tonic in the pub, to warm up and get nicely pissed. The things we do for icicles!!
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Reports of Wooly Mammoth's coming into the village off the North Yorkshire Moors are not greatly exaggerated! All the same I wish it would snow coffee instead - save me a trip to
the store!
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More Whitewash leaking from the sky, a polar bear paradise!
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We went walking on the hills today and two humans in fur coats told us we were extinct. I said look in the mirror bud! We had fun on the bank top watching all the wretched bankers scuttling out the drifts with all their ill gotten gain. We all blew hard with our trunks and watched all their banknotes float away over poverty hill - that was a real Christmas bonus! Being extinct has its advantages, no one believes their eyes and so we helped ourselves to a Christmas tree. Our family goes back a long way - to times when we'd skate-board race Dinosaurs down into early hominid clans - we still sing of those days. We live deep in the hills now and keep ourselves to our selves, venturing out sometimes for frolics in the snow. Over the millenniums we have learnt to teleport ourselves around the universe - we are a legend in places you've never dreamed about. This habit has led to us being considered extinct just about everywhere. I love the look on their faces when we reappear! Anyway the others want to blog their picturesnow so i will have to get off here. Watch out for us on the hills and if you believe in us, we'll believe in you - but not until!
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With the snow forming a dog-collar around the streets it somehow feels like a Sunday
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"I wanna know How deep is your snow" -
Deep as a banker's wallet here!
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Invasion of the White Army.
The home guard are armed with fluffy hats and shovels.
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Harrying of the North by Lord Snowflake!
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Global Refrigeration!
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Snow is descending like students
on the whitehall of my house
and the treasury of my garden.
A spokesman for the Cold Front said
"We intend to snow here until you restore the heating and
allow those left out in the cold to be warm again"
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Snowfoot
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The hills roundabout have emerged from a bedcover of snow, dragged themselves out, made coffee and now stand naked in a shower of rain. Later they will go hill-walking and drink
Black Sheep ale with the locals and stagger back through low cloud!
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"Happy Christmas Eve" Said a slinky snake. "I won't give you that famous apple just yet -ignorance of nakedness is bliss in this snow!" "But one day" continued snake "You'll have children and your children's children children will all be on Facebook. Just then Adam came in with "Do not disturb" written on his back "I've a world to populate!" he cried.
Santa, seeing Adam's good work, said "let there be presents"
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I'm dreaming of a commercial Christmas, where money flows like snowflakes in a till, where people send the same tired cards, socks and slippers, with the worn out grooves of 70's songs. Where people crush in the last minute slush, get slooshed and bloated, hung over and sore throated. I'm dreaming of some originality!!
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Warm snow would be cooler if you get my drift!
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Looking out of the window, the snowmen have colonised the hills. It won't be long before they ride down into the valley causing a snowflake-frenzy and paint a Christmas card
landscape. The sun is sleeping off another hangover - it's not feeling too hot today.
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Some alternative words and phrases for snow!
White water petals
Skid-pads
Frozen-fluff
Settles
Deep-disruption
Fake-lava
Instant-landscape
Sludge-trough
Poetic water syllables
Skier’s delight
Sledge roads
Woolly hat drops
Glove-food /
Igloo-bricks
Polar bear playpark
Global shivering
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